Ok, admit it. At one point you were sitting around with friends or driving somewhere with that significant other and that great song from your past comes on the radio. You start singing and lo and behold, those aren't the words! As you argue that you're version is right, you begin to realize that you are quickly becoming priceless entertainment for all to enjoy. 

New Beacon is not here to judge but only to offer a haven for all of us who have been lyrically impaired at some point to share our story. As one big burly man in a pick-up truck, radio up to 10, screamed at me from an intersection in Indiana once, I quote, "Sing it if you know it people!" 



  

Song: "I Get Knocked Down, But I Get Up Again"
Line: "I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down"
I swear I heard: "I get no time, but I get over it, if I could have another meat guitar"

Petie Martin

Song: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Line: "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap"
I swear I heard: "Dirty deeds done by Thunder Chiefs"

Larry Basiaga
Washington, D.C.

----------------------------------------------
Song: "Let My Love Open The Door" by Pete Townshend
Line: "Let My Love Open The Door"
I swear I heard: "Let Milo Open The Door"

Dave Moore,
Los Gatos, CA

----------------------------------------------
Song: "Layla" by Derek And The Dominoes
Line: "Layla, you've got me on my knees"
I swear I heard: "Lay Low, you've got me on my knees"
 
Bruce Eames
Denver, CO
 
----------------------------------------------
Song: "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
Line: "Hold me closer Tiny Dancer"
I swear I heard: "Hold me close I'm tryin' to dance here"
 
Derek Anweiler
Austin, TX


    Song: "Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel
Line: "Grab your things, I've come to take you home"
I swear I heard: "Grandma thinks I've come to take you home"
 
princessofcairo
New York, NY
 
----------------------------------------------
Song: "Walking In Your Footsteps" by The Police
Line: "Walking in your footsteps"
I swear I heard: "Walking in your food stamps"
 
Gretchen Miller
Ohio
 
----------------------------------------------
Song: "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails
Line: "Head like a hole"
I swear I heard: "Head like a hawk"
 
Charlie Weirauch
Los Angeles, CA
 
----------------------------------------------
Song: "Invisible Touch" by Genesis
Line: "She seems to have an invisible touch"
I swear I heard: "She seems to have a physical attraction" (say what?!?!?)
 
Jim McLeod
Washington, DC
 
----------------------------------------------
Song: "Invisible Touch" by Genesis
Line: "She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart"
I swear I heard: "She reaches in and cuts like polio"
 
princessofcairo
New York, NY

----------------------------------------------
Song: "Boys Of Summer" by Don Henley
Line: "I can see her brown skin shining in the sun"
I swear I heard: "I can see her bra strap shining in the sun"

Bruce Eames
Denver, CO

----------------------------------------------
Song: "Beast Of Burden"
Line: "I'll never be your beast of burden"
I swear I heard: "I'll never be your Easter Bunny"

Kelly Murphy
South Bend, IN

----------------------------------------------
Song: Whole Lotta Love
"You need coolin', woman I'm not foolin'"
"You need Kool-Aid, woman I'm not foolin'"

Bernie Mathews
Little Ferry, NJ

 

 

Home  |  Music Production Web Design  Artists Company

New Beacon Productions

Toll Free: (877) 856-8987
© New Beacon Productions, Inc.